Bobby's Yachts: a parody idle game about buying Bobby bigger yachts

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⚓ Captain's Log

You are Bobby's Chief Monetization Officer. Your one job: buy the man bigger yachts.

• Click the yacht or press Space to monetize. Good for getting started.
• Buy upgrades in the shop for revenue per second. That's where the real money is. Each one removes a little fun.
• Leave Bobby alone 😴 and revenue climbs up to +50%. Clicking resets the bonus. He prefers passive income.
• Milestones: owning 10, 25, 50, 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, 400 and 500 of an upgrade doubles its output each time.
• Achievements 🏆 each add +3% revenue forever.
• Cosmetics 🎨: paint jobs, hats for Bobby, flags, backdrops and wakes. Unlock them with achievements, levels and bigger yachts, or win Cosmetic Crates from loot boxes. Own 25 of an upgrade and its sponsor decal goes on the hull.
• Player level ⭐: every purchase in the shop earns XP. Each level-up pays a cash bonus (30 seconds of revenue), and levels never reset. Click your level (top left) for the leaderboard 📊.
• The yacht never stops growing. Past the Space Yacht come orbit, the Moon, a planet, a star and a galaxy. After that, every ×10 earned adds a new Mark.
• Golden Bobby Bucks 🌟 appear now and then. Click one for a random reward.
• Board Directives 📋: finish the board's goals for cash, frenzies and golden bucks.
• Earnings calls 📞 ring now and then. Pick wisely, or gamble.
• Pirates 🏴‍☠️ want refunds. Click their ship to sink it before it reaches the yacht.
• Yacht races 🏁 (from the Megayacht): a rival CEO challenges Bobby. Click the yacht fast to win. Every 5th win pays a Golden Parachute.
• Daily Dividend 📅: come back every day for a growing streak reward.
• Golden Parachutes 🪂: won in yacht races, earnings calls and loot boxes. Each one adds +10% revenue forever (past 100, each new one adds a little less).
• Executive Perks 👔: spend Golden Parachutes on permanent perks, like interns that click for you.
• Click the bottles floating by to close player bug reports (for profit).
• Click whales 🐋 when they surface for a revenue frenzy.
• Loot boxes (L): cost 3 minutes of revenue. Prizes scale with the price, the odds are, as always, trust us, and the house wins on average. Play them for frenzies, cosmetics and the 1-in-200 Golden Parachute.
• There may or may not be a cheat code from 1986.

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"The goal that I had in bringing a lot of the packaged goods folks into Activision about ten years ago was to take all the fun out of making video games."

Danger zone

Parody. Not affiliated with Activision Blizzard, Bobby Kotick or any yacht. No real money is involved. Bobby Bucks have no value, much like an expired Battle Pass.